A bit of First-Anniversary Silliness, since the Parousians are so fond of roasting those dear to us:
Today we salute you, our Beloved Cassock-Wearing Patriarch.
(Beloved Cassock-Wearing Patriarch!)
As we labor to bring about the New Evangelization,
you patiently guide us in the ways of orthodoxy and truth.
(Our favorite guest speaker!)
When you heard us mispronouncing our own name,
you were unafraid, as always, to tell us we were flat-out wrong.
(It’s all Greek to us!)
We eagerly anticipate your brilliant homilies and lectures
which strike fear into the hearts of heretics everywhere.
(Don’t mess with Father Sibley!)
So go ahead and rock that Novus Ordo Mass,
O Patriarch of the Parousians.
Without you, we know we’d all have poorly formed consciences.
(Our Beloved Cassock-Wearing Patriarch…)
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